Don't Spin Off the Earth

Not that I don't have enough to think about, but I just read an article that the gravity pull is getting weaker. I remember when I was a kid and found out that the earth was round and revolving, I was so sure we were going to spin right off...go flying through space. In fact, I started walking by grabbing on with my toes...and I still do. I wear out my shoes from the inside but so far it's kept me from flying away. Now we might really fly off! I'm sure some of Bush's people will hire their friends at Halliburton to make all the Americans (well, maybe not illegal immigrants) special shoes with magnets that hold us onto the earth's surface. . I just hope they're as comfortable as my Crocs.