Friday, September 08, 2006

The 95-Year-Old Killer

I read about a guy who had just celebrated his 75th wedding anniversary. He was 95. He came down one morning for breakfast; his wife was eating her oatmeal. He shot her in the head and killed her. He called 911. The police came and he told them that he had killed her. They asked him why and he replied, "I just couldn't take it any longer." I'm sure an all-male jury will understand and let him off.

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