Shopping for Organic Eggs at the Chicken Ranch

My wife pays my Visa bill each month and she carefully looks at where I've been spending money. She wanted to know what I was doing at The Chicken Ranch. I told her I was buying eggs. She said, "You spent $200." I told her they were organic, free-range eggs and the ladies at The Chicken Ranch have to look all over the desert to find the eggs. Half of them are hardboiled from the heat by the time they find them. It's not easy work.