What's That In Your Ear, Lady?

I keep seeing these people with gadgets in their ears...they aren't hearing aids. I think they are telephones. But the people sure look silly walking around with these phones in their ears. And so far, none of the people who I've seen wearing them look like they are ever going to receive a call from anybody. I told one woman, "It looks like you lost one of your earrings." She said, "No. This is not an earring. This is a telephone. I can get a call anywhere without having to use my cell phone." They are stupid...and whoever invented them should have a couple implanted in their asses. That's my opinion, and I'm sticking with it.